• Step 1 of 25: “Lets Fuck” Is Not A Pick-Up Line; Well Not A Good One .
• Step 2 of 25: Your Girl & My Dick Are In Love .
• Step 3 of 25: Never Ask ” Did You Cum ” You Should Just Know .
• Step 4 of 25: My Ex Still Send Late Night Text ; Because She Don’t Know How To Let Go .
• Step 5 of 25: “The Golden Ticket” Always Gets You “In” .
• Step 6 of 25: Girls That Say “Suck My Dick” Don’t Have One ; Ones That Don’t Do .
• Step 7 of 25: If You Don’t Use It You Loose It .
• Step 8 of 25: There Is No Such Thing As Chuck Norris
• Step 9 of 25: Being Sexy #Gift&Curse .
• Step 10 of 25: For Some Reason , It’s Funny As Hell For Dudes To Act Gay; Not So Funny To Actually Be Gay .
• Step 11 of 25: I Hate When Dude Got They Shirt Off On FB … 
• Step 12 of 25: #NewBritain; All The Bad Bxtches , 15 ! .
• Step 13 of 25: Got That BlackboyWhiteboy Style .
• Step 14 of 25: Your Girl + My Dick x Is WAY Bigger Than Yours + My House = Why She Ain’t Come Home Last Night #I ♥ Math .
• Step 15 of 25: Your MILF Has A FUPA .
• Step 16 of 25: If You Have A STD , It’s Not Because Your A Dirty Whore ; It’s Cause You Slept With A Dirty Whore .
• Step 17 of 25: xL Get The Bxtches & Switch ‘Em & Rotate 
• Step 18 of 25: Drunk Sexxxx , Thats What I Love .
• Step 19 of 25: Your Mom Keeps Tryin To Fuck Me .
• Step 20 of 25: Me && Your Stepfather, Are The Same Person .
• Step 21 of 25: Like This AND I’ll Tell You . XD
• Step 22 of 25: Hard Liquor, Fast Food & Hotel Rooms 
• Step 23 of 25: Just Because I’m Sexy Don’t Mean I’ll Just Fuck Anybody , Ha You Still Gotta Pray To Get Blessed .
• Step 24 of 25: Getting A Boner In Skinny Jeans .
• Step 25 of 25: Reblog This .

-Kahlil Q. Johnson